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Hungry now? Order your next meal online from {{menuName}}! We provide delivery & pickup services!

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Picnic for 1

Choose your favorite 2 sandwiches + 1 side!

Picnic for 2

Choose your favorite 3 sandwiches + 2 sides!

Picnic for 3

Choose your favorite 4 sandwiches + 3 sides!

Picnic for 4

Choose your favorite 5 sandwiches + 4 sides!

Picnic for 5

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All served hot on panini-pressed ciabatta

Mojo-marinated pork shoulder, cured ham, pickles, provolone cheese, mustard, absurd sauce

The Cubano

Thin-sliced ribeye, caramelized onion, cheddar, absurd sauce

The Philly Cheesesteak

Chopped hamburger, romaine lettuce, roma tomato, caramelized onion, cheddar cheese, absurd sauce

The Chopped Cheese

Chipotle fried chicken, pickles, romaine lettuce, roma tomatoes, spicy dressing, absurd sauce

The Crispy Chipotle

Teriyaki chicken chunks, Japanese cucumber, sliced yellow onion, absurd sauce

The Chicken Teriyaki

Crispy bacon, romaine lettuce, roma tomatoes, absurd sauce

The BLT

Tuna mayonnaise, lettuce, Japanese cucumber, sliced yellow onion

The Tuna Mayo

Sauteed mixed mushrooms, caramelized onion, provolone cheese, absurd sauce. Vegetarian.

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Welcome to Absurd Sandwiches

Savour delicious panini-pressed sandwiches and amazing sides now!

Islandwide Delivery & Pickup Available

Enjoy mouth-watering sandwiches from the comfort of your home!

COMBOS

Picnic for 1

Choose your favorite sandwich + 1 side!

S$17.50

S$17.50

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Picnic for 2

Choose your favorite 2 sandwiches + 1 side!

S$37.00

S$37.00

Out of stock

Picnic for 3

Choose your favorite 3 sandwiches + 2 sides!

S$56.00

S$56.00

Out of stock

Picnic for 4

Choose your favorite 4 sandwiches + 3 sides!

S$78.00

S$78.00

Out of stock

Picnic for 5

Choose your favorite 5 sandwiches + 4 sides!

S$98.00

S$98.00

Out of stock

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